Sunday, January 22, 2012

My Cousin (Part 1)

I'll start off with something interesting, because, when it comes to my cousin, how could I not? I know not everyone would think so from what I've typed up here before (though I have given interesting details), but people often can't help but like her because she's quite unorthodox and charismatic. She's the kind of person who would usually be derided throughout high school and such, but she was actually really popular. There are several reasons, but one big reason for that stands out the most.

She is a highly sexual being. She prefers to have meaningful relationships before having sex, but she didn't always refrain from that, especially if she found someone particularly attractive or nice. Despite her being bisexual, she ended up being with women most of the time, especially since she eventually decided to only date women "because they're sexier, more fun to play with, and can usually go on longer." She even wore an earring on her right ear to signify her interest in women. Despite that restriction, I wouldn't be surprised if she has broken Wilt Chamberlain's record. That can't be verified, though, because even my cousin lost track, and didn't really care anyway considering she was more concerned with love and pleasure.

Still, she has had a lot of sex with a lot of women, and some isolated sexual encounters with men. Whenever she did have sex with men, however, she was quite picky. Her biggest restriction was hair length. She would only date men who at least had shoulder length hair, and would otherwise not even consider them in the slightest. She also didn't want to be with more than one man at once. She typically liked being with one person at a time either way, but she only ever had sex with multiple women at once, and didn't much care for having two men at once.

And though she has been at least somewhat attracted by men, she has never, ever crushed on a man (not before officially starting a relationship, at least). She has, however, crushed on women. Several, in fact. One of her first big crushes was the first person she ever had a sexual encounter with. My cousin was confused about what she liked despite being sure she really wanted this other girl, and they eventually decided they wanted to experiment just to see if they even liked women. By the way, this happened when they were fourteen. My cousin did, of course, but the other girl ended up not wanting to go any further, which made my cousin upset for a little while.

Soon after, however, she gained her first girlfriend, though they still didn't last long together. Word spread quickly, however, of my cousin's behavior, and she had a ton of people asking her out and for sexual favors and such. She actually didn't like having that much attention, because she didn't want to be bothered by half of the people coming up to her (because of a severe lack of attraction, or if she knew other person's personality and behavior wasn't good enough), and the other half she had a hard time choosing between. For those she felt bad for, she befriended and sometimes later grew closer to (again, mostly women, especially early in her dating/relationship timeline).

Even if she was with girlfriends, however, she liked to ogle other girls, sometimes to make her significant other jealous (she tried not to make them too jealous, though) and sometimes because the other girls wanted to as well. Surprisingly, it was usually the latter. Sometimes they would do that for random women they'd see or meet out in public places and such, and sometimes they'd do that for celebrities, and there was one in particular I remember my cousin crushed on: Gillian Anderson. She had posters of Anderson in lingerie and such, though she got rid of most of them (she still has one left). She even wrote Gillian some letters, one time with a pic of herself in a bikini, flexing her muscles (she has always been fairly strong and quite fit). That's the kind of thing my cousin does, and it's one of those things I laugh about even to this day.

But my cousin's strangest crush was actually on my wife's mother. I prefer not to think of her that way, but I can see why. My wife looks and acts a lot like her own mother does, so that's unusual, but it's still one of those funny things I think about. What's even more strange, however, is that my mother in law actually did sometimes like to cheer my cousin up after break-ups by taking her out on dates. Her husband didn't mind, because he knew all she was doing was hanging out with her and making her feel better by doing something nice for her anyway. Whenever my cousin came back from those dates, she always had felt mesmerized and felt like she had to masturbate almost every single time ("because of the hugs" was her excuse). When she says that (about masturbating, I mean), that usually means she hasn't had sex.

To my cousin's credit, my mother in law always talked afterward about how nice my cousin was, and that she figured from their dates that my cousin just had bad luck when it came to picking nice girls to be with, because she saw nothing wrong with her. From what I've seen, I can vouch for that. For instance, my cousin didn't like it if her significant others had a problem with me being around, because I usually was and kind of had to be sometimes. Some simply didn't want to deal with it, for which I don't entirely blame them. The ones who were mean to me, however, I told on, or my cousin simply saw herself, and she always became mad when that happened. She even got into a physical altercation with one of her former partners about it because my cousin was defending me from being hurt.

She never liked being violent or mad, though. That's why she always wanted to be in relationships and why she always liked having me around to take care of me. She has always been a very loving and affectionate person. She can still be devious, though, and she likes to pull pranks and such. In fact, that's kind of how she met her wife.

My cousin signed up to be a life guard, but she only did so to get closer to female lifeguards, and to get one of those sexy swimsuits, like the ones worn on Baywatch (she didn't get them, because they weren't issued, but she bought one online later anyway). My cousin, of course, kissed her future wife during CPR practice, and was fired because of it. Her wife, however, asked for her number, and the rest is history. My cousin's wife later told her that most of the other employees there make crude remarks, such as calling her a "dyke," except for one guy who thought it was really hot. My cousin doesn't care if other people make fun of her and such, though, which was yet another reason she was a little more popular in high school than usual (didn't help my girlfriend and I much, though).

Despite my cousin's deviancy and sometimes questionable behavior, she still has her limits. For every time she fucked a hot maid or nun (she seriously did, no joke), there would also be times when she'd deny sexual activity for whatever reason. For instance, she doesn't like having her sexual activities filmed, whether it be amateur or professional quality. She was once asked to be in a porno film, and denied the offer. She also had an ex hide a camera, and my cousin figured out about it, somehow found the footage, and destroyed it. After that happened, she got into a fight with that girl, and they broke up.

Anyway, I should be winding this post down. I could probably write a goddamn novel about my cousin's sexual adventures alone, but I at least wanted to give a broad description. This doesn't mean I won't tell more about my cousin, but that's all I'm blurting out about her sex life. Anything else is just about her, with more about myself thrown in as well, and that's because we were around each other a lot. So, that's what to expect from part two, if I ever get around to it.