Saturday, August 8, 2009

Lesbian, Bisexual, or Pretending?

I am a full-fledged lesbian. That means that I just simply do not find anything about men attractive at all. I still have male friends, but they're the ones who've never even thought about hitting on me. I wouldn't be mean to them even if they did, but I'd flat out deny a date/relationship/etc. with them, even if they looked enough like girls. That's because the penis is still there, another thing I personally don't want to be involved with. I don't care whether it's the real thing or a plastic/rubber contraption shaped like one, just keep them away from me.

With that said, it boggles my mind that some lesbians actually consider using dildos and strap-on penises to use on their partners. Sometimes I just have to think, "Hey, wait a minute! You're a lesbian, aren't you? I thought you liked vaginas! What's the deal?" I can understand given an explanation (a decent one), but I just have a hard time following this even with an explanation. It just makes me think that they might be bisexual, whether they might be aware or want to admit it or not. Or, Hell, they just might just be secret porn actresses or attention seekers.

Speaking of which, what actually grinds my gears is the women who pretend to be lesbians just to attract men. You might be able to grab their attention (if they're actually into that kind of thing), but what if they actually thought you're a lesbian? That approach might not work because they'd think that you're just into women. It's just like a skit I saw on Mad TV where two guys were pretending to be in a gay relationship just to get girls, but they just stayed friends with them for a couple of decades because the girls actually believed that they were gay. Besides that point, why would you want to go kiss someone other than the person you want to be with? Why not simply go up to the person you want to hang out with? What's preventing you from doing so?

Also, I want to ask men a simple question: If you're into lesbians and actually like it that women do this in front of you to grab your attention, try thinking about if this was vice versa? If a lot of women were attracted to two guys kissing each other, would you do it for them? Tell the truth.

Speaking of men, remember the joke by Ron White that he could prove that people have at least a little gay in them? He easily convinced a guy, first by asking him if he liked porn, to which he replied that he did. Ron then asks if the guy only watched scenes with two women, to which he replied that he watched straight sex. Ron then asks if he wanted the guy to have a small penis. The guy replied that he liked big hard throbbing cock.

Another small example: Seth in Superbad says along the lines of, at one point in the movie, that he doesn't like the look of vaginas unless there's a penis inside of it.

This is not the only time I've heard men liked watching straight sex. Let me ask you men a question: why do you find it attractive to see some jackass that isn't you fucking a girl that YOU want to fuck? Wouldn't you rather be fucking her than that other guy? Why are you so into watching a penis go in and out of a vagina instead of just seeing the vagina (or Hell, more than one vagina). This completely blows my mind, and I've never in my life received a straight answer to this question (no pun intended).

Strange topic, I know, but it came about because people have asked my girlfriend and I about it a lot. I flat out refuse to use sex toys of any sort. I know there are sex toys shaped like vaginas, but I would much rather have sex with a real girl with a real vagina. But the worst question that was asked to me was if I wanted to have a sex change. Absolutely not! If a woman wanted to get a sex change, that's completely fine with me, but I'm not doing it. I feel like a woman, and I feel like a lesbian.

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